You know things are getting out of control when ...

your husband says to you: "honey, is there anything I can do to help you get things cleaned up in the guest room?" Now don't get me wrong, he is cleanly (kind of ...), but I clearly let things go around here if those questions are being asked. Yikes!

I suppose I should start maximizing the time I have when the beast is sleeping:

*Following in her parents footsteps with an early addiction to candy ...